A 60-year-old man drove through the entrance of a Kroger in Rosenberg, Texas, and into its pharmacy section at about 4.30am on Sunday. Police said he was in a hurry to use the toilet and became angry when he found the doors locked; he was arrested and charged with criminal mischief.

The crash caused extensive damage to the store entrance, according to police. The Rosenberg Police Department joked in a public statement that people should find a shop open for business, while social media users responded with further humour; the article does not say whether the man reached a toilet.