The provided article text does not contain any actual story content — only website navigation elements (menu items such as "Music," "Film," "Travel," "Art," "News," "Shop," "Mailing List" and a "Cover Story | Yard Act" tag) from Far Out Magazine's site. No details about the actor, Kevin Bacon, or the quote referenced in the headline were included in the text supplied.

As a result, it is not possible to produce an accurate, factual summary of this piece without fabricating details that were not present in the source material provided.