Well, at least one good thing’s come out of Destiny 2’s demise: lob tomatoes at ex-Bungie CEO Pete Parsons’ car collection in this fan-made boss battler
Following the end of Destiny 2's development and heavy layoffs at developer Bungie, fans have created a satirical browser game targeting the studio's former CEO, Pete Parsons. The game casts players against Parsons and his collection of classic cars, tapping into long-running anger over reports that he spent large sums on vehicles around the same time staff were being cut in the name of financial recovery.
Titled Pete Carsons: The Final Car (also known as Pete Carsons' Vault of Cars, and spotted by Kotaku), the free browser game launched on 7th July 2026 and opened to all players at 10AM PDT via a dedicated website. Players lob tomatoes at Parsons, depicted as a flying raid boss, and at cars pointedly named things like "layoff candidate" and "team reduction" across a multi-stage battle. Parsons left Bungie in 2025, and the piece frames the game as light-hearted satire and a way for fans to vent frustration at how Sony and Bungie executives have handled the studio amid a difficult year for the wider games industry.
- Fans made a browser game mocking ex-Bungie CEO Pete Parsons' car spending.
- Players throw tomatoes at Parsons and cars named after layoffs.
- The free game launched on 7th July 2026.
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