Brace yourselves, haters. Nickelback are going nowhere

Nickelback are not planning to retire, with frontman Chad Kroeger saying he believes retirement is a leading cause of death. His comments signal that the band intend to keep making music and performing, despite the criticism they have long faced.

The article gives no retirement date or detailed future plans, and reports no new figures about the band’s schedule. Kroeger’s remark is presented as a light-hearted response to the idea of stopping work, with the headline stressing that Nickelback are “going nowhere”.