Jared Goff’s SI Swimsuit wife had a big Miami weekend, college football gets greedy & Christmas decor time?

The article is a sports and culture round-up built around the writer’s reaction to the Miami Dolphins’ 19-9 loss to the Detroit Lions and the sudden switch from Halloween to Christmas decorations. It presents the Dolphins’ poor season as an unusually stress-free experience for a long-time fan, while also touching on college football and Florida Governor Ron DeSantis.

Miami’s defence held Detroit’s high-scoring offence to 19 points, and Jahmyr Gibbs scored the game’s only touchdown. The writer also notes Christen Harper, Jared Goff’s wife, sharing a post after the Lions’ win, and says college football’s conference championship weekend may be on the way out. The article’s festive aside describes Halloween decorations being removed and Christmas displays appearing in shops.