QUENTIN LETTS: Eyelashes Andy lifted his prominent jaw and spoke without notes, lectern or discernible policy. His memorised lines were nothing more than fluff and boiler-plate baloney…

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QUENTIN LETTS: Eyelashes Andy lifted his prominent jaw and spoke without notes, lectern or discernible policy. His memorised lines were nothing more than fluff and boiler-plate baloney…

Daily Mail · 14 hours ago

Quentin Letts's parliamentary sketch offers a satirical account of the handover of power at 10 Downing Street, as Sir Keir Starmer resigned as Prime Minister and Andy Burnham took office as the UK's 59th premier. Letts portrays Burnham's arrival speech as vague and policy-light, save for a pledge to end rough-sleeping, while depicting Starmer as visibly relieved to be leaving office rather than showing the usual reluctance of departing prime ministers.

The piece describes the choreography of the day, including Burnham's audience with King Charles in Buckingham Palace's Chinese dining room (the usual room being unavailable due to building works), and Starmer's upbeat departure speech outside No 10, delivered before a crowd including Lord Hermer and London Mayor Sadiq Khan. Letts notes Chancellor Rachel Reeves appeared close to tears as Starmer spoke, and closes with Starmer being driven to the Palace as the Welsh Guards band played, before he exited by a back gate to what Letts suggests should be a quiet retirement.

  • Andy Burnham became UK Prime Minister, succeeding Sir Keir Starmer
  • Column mocks Burnham's speech as vague, notes Starmer seemed relieved to go
  • Sketch describes the Palace handover ceremony and reactions of onlookers

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