I wasn't able to retrieve the actual article content — the text provided only contains the site's navigation menu ("Music Film Travel Art News Shop Mailing List…"), not the story itself, and I don't have permission to fetch the URL directly to get the full text.

Could you either paste the full article text, or grant WebFetch permission so I can retrieve it? I don't want to guess at which 1986 film or quotes are involved, since Michael Caine appeared in several films that year (including *Hannah and Her Sisters*, *Half Moon Street*, and *Sweet Liberty*), and I'd rather give you an accurate summary than a fabricated one.