Rock Paper Shotgun publishes a recurring feature in which gaming journalists share their weekend plans. The primary narrative frames one writer's approaching wedding attendance through comedic exaggeration, detailing a mock training regime complete with small-talk practice, dance instruction, and prosecco consumption. The piece balances this satirical wedding preparation with genuine gaming activities from other team members.

The remaining staff contribute shorter updates on their gaming selections: one plans to explore Total Extreme Wrestling IX, a wrestling management simulator; others commit to playing titles they've accepted for review or continuing their playthrough of the Black Flag remaster; one journalist plans to visit a cat café. The tone throughout remains lighthearted and personal rather than review-focused, emphasising entertainment and relaxation over critical assessment.