James Cook appears to have suffered an unfortunate blowout in his pants during MNF, slop tacos & happy Aikman

Buffalo Bills running back James Cook put in a strong performance in a 23-6 win over Minnesota, but online discussion focused on a possible stain on his trousers during the game. The article notes that some viewers speculated it was a bodily accident, while others suggested it could be paint or a sign of the physical demands of football; the cause is not established.

Cook carried the ball 31 times for 107 yards and a touchdown as Josh Allen faced pressure from Minnesota’s highly rated defence. The column also touches on a separate allegation involving a parent at a Michigan high-school football game, tacos, and the on-air rapport between ESPN commentators Troy Aikman and Joe Buck.